On the way to Avery's hoops game: "I hope Avery's team either wins, or loses."
On the way to his baseball game: "Dad, do we bat first or second in my game today?" (Dad - dunno, we'll see when we get there - why?). "Because if we bat first, I'm later in the lineup so I get to sit down for a while to start." (True that we were at the end of a LONG day of sports, starting at 8am with Ben hoops...)
