- "Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10
- "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer." Hannah, 9
- "Never tell your mom her diet's not working." Michael, 14
- "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair". Taylia, 10
- "Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac." Andrew, 9
- "Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, 9
- "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." Armir, 9
- "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, 11
- "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." Naomi, 15
- "Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, 9
- "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." Joel, 10
- "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." Alyesha, 13
- "Never try to baptize a cat." Eileen, 8