5.31.2015
Quotable Quotes
Connor was challenging Daddy in ping pong, saying that since he recently took him down, it'll happen again.
Ben: Ooh, shots fired!
On Connor's new phone, he was going to setup 4 fingerprints (scanner) and Mom 1 finger.
Ben: what's Dad, a pork chop? (Chopped liver)
When writing these down, Ben realizes that they're pretty much all from him.
Ben: you need to find a new quote source
Connor says he's the tallest kid in the family.
Ben: I'm the third tallest, PARTICIPATION TROPHY!
Ben: I run a strict boat
(tight ship)
Ben: Gun seat!!
(shot gun) when calling front seat in the car
Night before Ben's 13th birthday, putting him to bed.
Ben: last night as a pre-teen
Ben: starting tomorrow, I can watch PG-13 movies (as if he hasn't already been)
Julian called Ben on Facetime. Ben was giving Julian a tour of his room.
Julian: What is that?
Ben: Turkey baster.
Julian: Why do you have that?
Ben: we got a jacuzzi for Christmas!
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